Finish these sentences.....

1. Last time someone hurt me... I told them that one day they were going to really miss their balls.

2. My last disappointment was... finding out that Degrassi High was not available in full DVD box set yet.

3. Internet ads... piss me off, esp when they pop up and you have to click on the little cross to make it go away but it's fake and it links you to their stupid site where they put a friggin cookie on my computer or a virus......I'm running out of breath in this rant!

4. I think MySpace... is a word that should be TWO words.

5. My most prized possession is.... my FHM word fridge magnets (hours of endless fun), my collection of old toenail clippings and the Degrassi Junior High 3 season box set. :)

6. If I could stab someone in the throat, it would be... ELMO!

7. One thing I wish I could do is... hug some random person at the airport as they come through the arrivals gate and pretend that I know them. You know, pinch their cheeks and stuff. And have someone film it and make it a hit TV show that rivals Punk'd.

8. But I equally wish I could... get out of not having to call the tennis people to tell them that I can't work for them anymore cos I'm friggin dreading it!

9. My favorite kinds of surveys are... the ones where I don't have to reveal anything. I have to maintain some sense of mystery and distance....

10. The first pet I ever had was... Matt. Does he count?

11. Gosh, I am SO... sick of turning on the TV and seeing some stupid braindead chick hosting a no-brainer midnight game show where they TELL the audience the answer but still don't get anyone answering it correctly. How dumb are people in other states??????

12. Yesterday was... the day before today.

13. I want to kiss... my arm in practice in front of the mirror for the real thing!

14. I want to hug... someone sexy who doesn't smell.

15. This is because... I need to give a reason??? Where have you been living? Under a rock???

16. This survey is SOOO... numerical.

17. Where is.... my mother? I'm hungry. FEED ME!!!!!!! I don't have any food in my fridge.

18. I don't want to... sit next to big smelly people who push me up against the glass on the bus.

19. Right now would be a good time to... crochet doilies. Why not?

20. I can't go anywhere now cos.... a crocodile ate both my legs and now they're just bloody stumps. And that's just too embarrassing. Blood clashes with my fuchsia skirt!

21. My lucky number is... any combination of numbers that wins me 1 million buckaroonies.

22. I don't like.... that stupid chick from the Cafe Primo ad. "Throw a few more prawns on that...." - well of course they should. There were only two on there. Her grin just makes me wanna dye her teeth yellow!

23. If I could hang out with anyone in the whole world right now, I would hang out with... my washing. If someone hangs on my ankles, I might get a little taller.

24. Because... I'm sick of being called a 'walking head'.

25. I miss.... the bus everytime I walk out the house to go anywhere. I don't run for it cos I dread the day someone will yell out 'Run Forrest Run!' like I used to do to pubescent teenage boys when I was an evil high schooler.

26. I want... John Howard to be filmed having a deep and meaningful conversation with a garden gnome - picking on someone his own size.

27. I deserve... to be locked up in padded cell no 3. I've been out too long.

28. I enjoy... torturing small children.

29. Something that really annoys me is... how someone doesn't put a White Pointer Shark in the pool at the Big Brother house.

30. I can't STAND... cos I have no legs...I told you. Geez, you have a short memory!

31. My favorite aisle at the store is... the one where there's the lady on the corner giving away free tastings! It's my only chance for a meal!

32. Someone who has really made a difference in my life is... Yoda. He was full of wisdom and you have to love someone who says "Judge me by my size, do you not?". Respect!

33. Other people have too... much time on their hands to create useless bollocks postings on blogs like this! :)

34. I want to... run through the halls in my high school...I wanna scream at the top of my lungs....oh hang on, that's a song isn't it?

35. When I say goodbye, I usually... frisk em.