The World Is One Giant Armpit

Okay, so that title has no relevance. But I got your attention, right? right?! Ha ha! Although, if that were true, it would be one smelly, sweaty place... kinda like Queensland! hehehehe

I'd just like to say that after a very interesting, informative discussion on Australia Day with a certain couple of inebriated souls, I think that the standard of game shows in South Australia are appalling. Whatever happened to the Rob Broughs of this world!

ALL HAIL ROB, THE GAME SHOW GOD!

I'm sorry but there are just no good Aussie game shows left. I mean, Bert just doesn't cut it on Family Feud. And as for Larry Emdur's shortlived hosting of Wheel Of Fortune - don't even get me started.... I think I've had enough of his mouthful of teeth to last me a lifetime. What they should have done is got Dicko to host The Price Is Right. Can you imagine that? When someone puts a vacuum cleaner lower than the holiday in the Showcase, he'd be goin' "You dickhead! You have no talent. Why don't you just move to the Nullarbor?". Now that'd be good telly.

Actually this could be a good move.....just give Dicko some Bee Gees teeth and he'll be set.I remember the days of "I Do, I Do", the game show where couples competed to get married on the show in some kitsch set that looked straight out of a Kings Cross brothel. They thought they were actually winning! How can you beat that for pure entertainment? FOOLS!!!! Mwah ha ha ha! Whoever thought up that game show must have had an IQ about the same number as the amount of weeks the show was on air - about 8 weeks.

And don't even start me on the irony that was Catch Phrase. I don't think I ever actually saw a actual catch phrase on that show. Since when is 'Richard Gere' a catch phrase? Hang on, since when is Richard Gere an actor either...

I'm starting a campaign here on Down With Pants to bring back Rob Brough, one that all the curly haired blonde people could relate to... Because Australia needs a good game show and who else could provide it than Rob, the Aussie David Hasselhoff, one big hunk o' Aussie spunk. Ladies beware!

Chants: Bring back Rob! Bring back Rob!