The funniest jokes ever....

You know, there are really complicated jokes, really dirty jokes, really socially controversial jokes, and just plain insulting jokes. Some of them (only some...) are funny.

But even the good ones all suck in comparison to the oldies but goodies....

What do you call a woman up against a lamppost? Eileen
What do you call her mother up against a lamppost? Marlene
What do you call a Chinese woman up against a lamppost? Irene
What do you call a woman with no legs? Noelene
What do you call a man pinned to a wall? Art
What do you call a leper in a hot tub? Stu
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob
What do you call a man in a pile of leaves? Russell
What do you call a man whose been in a pile of leaves for a long time? Pete
What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug
What do you call a man without a spade on his head? Douglas
What do you call a boy with a car on his shoulders? Jack
What do you call a woman with an oyster on her head? Pearl
What do you call a man with his head down a toilet? Lou
What do you call a woman with her head down two toilets? Lulu
What do you call a man lifting weights? Jim
What do you call a man with a speedo on his head? Miles
What do you call a man on his knees? Neil
What do you call a man in a hole? Phil
What do you call a man with no arms and legs being towed by a boat? Skip
What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Cliff
What do you call a man lying at your front door? Matt
What do you call two guys hanging up on the inside of your window? Kurt and Rod
What do you call a man being used as a NZ cricket ball? Chuck
What do you call a man stuffed in your mailbox? Bill
What do you call a girl on a beach? Sandy
What do you call a girl buried under the sand on a beach? Shelley
What do you call a man wearing a coat? Mac
What do you call a man wearing two coats? Max
What do you call a girl hanging from a washing line? Peg
What do you call a girl between two goal posts? Annette
What do you call a man who talks too loud? Mike
What do you call a man with a skull made out of timber? Edward
What do you call a man with a doughnut on his head? Duncan
What do you call a woman balancing a pint of ale on her head? Beatrix
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills? Bernadette
What do you call a woman with a frog on her head? Lily
What do you call a woman sitting on a bbq hotplate? Patty


But for my favourite........

What do you call a man with a rabbit up his ass? Warren