Thursday, July 17, 2008

Stuff people say

No 1.

I hate it when people say "Bob's Your Uncle". No he's not. Noel is my uncle, and Greg is my uncle and Leslie is my uncle and Chris is my uncle...and Steven is my uncle and Alan is my uncle and Gary is my uncle. NOT BOB!!! There's a moving company called 'Bob's Your Uncle Furniture Removals'. Will they not move my furniture if I don't have an uncle Bob?

Bothers me a lot!

No 2.

When people say 'basically' at the start of their sentences. I don't want it 'basic'. I want the FULL STORY. No short cuts so you can end the conversation. Although for some people, basic is all they can do.

No 3.


The End.

2 comments:

Robbie said...

bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha....
and that is all I have to say.
Basically.
;)

GB said...

What do you call a man with no arms or legs who can still swim really well?

Clever Dick!